Wednesday, June 10, 2009

I have a plan...

I'm going to take a photo of my bare belly.

In all its stretch marked glory.

In bad florescent lighting.

With the flash on.

And wait until my girls are 16.

With their perky little teenage bodies.

And tell them:


"This is what happens if you have sex."


I'm sure it'll work.

Foolproof.

6 comments:

joy said...

that's an evil plan. i really like it. can i borrow that picture later on when i need it?

Sugar Plum said...

If your head is cropped I can use it too! Think about selling it as a "parenting tool":-)

Mama Mote said...

In this day and age, before 16 would be suggested. But it sounds like a good plan to me.

Mommy Laity said...

I love it!
You're funny. =)

Jacquelyn said...

If you want a collections of photos I can add "What your belly button ring scar will look like after you have children" and "What the tatoo over your hipbone will look like after you have children" I'm thinking you can sell it as a coffee table book.

Jeannett Gibson said...

Ahhh, the belly button ring scar...yes, the hole that used to be on the inside is now way up on the outside...so sexy! :(