Psychic Baloney

So, I remembered that I had gotten an official "reading" from Madame Zaritska a few posts back and this is what it said:

The day you deliver, outside will be windy. Your baby will arrive in the early evening.

After a labor lasting approximately 8 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 8 pounds, 5 ounces, and will be 20 inches long. This child will have dark brown eyes and be almost bald.

The reality?

Not sure if it was windy, but I doubt it. Henry was born at 1 a.m., so that's not early evening. My labor lasted 28 hours...a little off. My baby weighed 5 lbs. 9 oz. and was 18.25" long. Even better is that he has blue eyes (for now anyway) and a full head of dark brown hair.

Gotta love it!