Madame Zaritska

So, I stumbled across this completely silly website where you answer a handful of questions and then the all knowing Madame Zaritska will give you a prediction. Here was mine:

The day you deliver, outside will be windy. Your baby will arrive in the early evening.

After a labor lasting approximately 8 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 8 pounds, 5 ounces, and will be 20 inches long. This child will have dark brown eyes and be almost bald.

We'll see...