Andy and I have two dogs. We love them. Seriously.
And so, I have become one of "them". A couple years ago, I had baby fever and at one point I told Andy that he had to either give me a baby or a puppy. (Which if you read the paragraph above, is unusual). Needless to say, a few months later, little Abbie came home. She was the cutest little furball of a puppy, with big brown eyes and fur fluffier than a baby chick. That's really all it took. I went from animal hater to animal sucker in two seconds flat. But then again, who can argue with this face? (Nelle, Andy's cousin is holding her)
And so, after about a year, I thought that surely Abbie needed a friend. And I happened upon a Found Dog ad in the local Auto Trader. I called the lady and explained that while I wasn't the owner, that I was interested in the event that the owner never showed up. Well, long story short, we brought home Ryley. It was then that I realized that Abbie wasn't really a dog, but some smarter, more obedient version of a dog...from outer space. It's not that Ryley is awful...okay, she was awful. Especially in the beginning. She had been abused so she was skittish and weird about stuff. She hadn't quite grasped the idea that pottying was an outdoor activity (and she was already full grown so her accidents were much more painful than when Abbie was a ten pound puppy). Within the first three days of bringing Ry home, she had chewed through three pairs of MY shoes, MY $250 reading glasses, the remote control, and who knows what else. She also liked to dig holes in the lawn, and didn't obey anything we said. I let go of her collar in the front yard and she immediately bolted towards the busy street. Poor thing was a mess. Now, six months later, she's a doll. She's still not quite done with the digging habit, but luckily we're past the chewing. She comes on command...unless of course she's much too comfortable. Ryley is like a giant teddy bear with a heartbeat. She loves to cuddle and lay around. She doesn't really like playing fetch and while I think she knows what a "High Five" is, she just doesn't feel she needs to expend the energy to actually do it. If she weren't a dog, she'd probably live in some trailer in Louisiana. Not because she's dumb...but because it's just easier that way. This is a picture of Ryley in her own personal dog heaven (cuddled up in bed with my 2 little brothers):

3 comments:
You failed to mention your use of the spray bottle to keep the dogs in line. Biniam is refusing to nap right now and that stuff is sounding better and better all the time...:)
Ah yes...bitter apple spray. The stuff is nasty, so it's no wonder they obey! I may indeed keep it handy when the baby comes! j/k
HAHA, the image of you spraying it in your newborn's eyes to get them to stop crying is literally making me laugh out loud right now!
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